Natural hair colour:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Other - $75

Total so far: $100

Eye colour:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $150
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

Total so far: $250

Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x] Under 5′4 - $275

Total so far: $525

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $550

Birth order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First born - $320
[ ] Only child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born - $215

Total so far: $870

Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[x] Occasionally - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $600

Total so far: $1085

Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision - $400
[ ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1135

Shoe size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 ½ to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7 - $450

Total so far: $1635

Favourite colours (choose two):
[ ] Green - $750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[x] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total so far: $2035

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some - $750

Final total: $3035

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